Chapter 716 Interlude: The Mnemonic Manifest ft. Asteria

Chapter 716 Interlude: The Mnemonic Manifest ft. Asteria

[ENDLESS MONARCH.]
E – Endless is his might, and his greatness is for forever. (Wow, I can't believe I said that.)
N – Night and darkness are his playground, while light and day are his servants. (This sounds abstract as f**k)
D – Damned those who curse him, and may they suffer endless maledictions for their mistakes. ( Wait a second, so this is the reason why my uncle disappeared?)
L – Life and Death are nothing more but marbles being spun on his almighty palms. (Oooh, marbles? Let me see!)
E – Elements are his b**ches. (This could sound a little tamer, but I figured that the Endless Monarch having his own b**ches is cool.
S – Submit to him, and you will gain eternal life.( Are you sure about that?)
S – Submit to him, and you will gain eternal life .(I want to write something else here, but my mom is watching me, so yeah…)
M – Mysteries are an open book to him, and all secrets are laid bare on his eyes. (Oh, so he can peek on someone taking a bath.)
O – Obligate your life for him, and he will give you much more. (??? This did not happen to me.)
N – No time is too late to praise him. (I came in late on my class before, and the Endless Monarch punished me with 100 spanks….)
A – A life for a life, a tooth for a tooth. Only the strongest shall be accepted under his rule. (No wonder many Travelers died under him. He's treating them like animals. Well, its not like I really care…)
R – Roam the universe under his will, and you will gain powers beyond your comprehension. (This, this is true. But you need luck if you want to be chosen.)
C – Cull all your doubts and accept him as the greatest in the Multiverse. (Come to think about it. I never saw how strong the Endless Monarch was. Is he strong?)
H – His Majesty, the Endless Monarch, will always have his arms open for you. So don't hesitate to approach him. (The last time that I saw the Endless Monarch open his arms for someone, it was before he crushed that person into a deadly hug.)
[ALEX]:
A – A man who does not like me. (Well duh, that's obvious)
L – likes to always laze around as if he's a lizard .(He's like the sloth from those animal documentaries.)
E – Everyone he meets, he treats well. (Even his enemies will be treated well too, although they have to treat him well first.
X – Xcept for me. He does not treat me well.
[QUEEN MOTHER]:
Q –Quack quack quack. (I don't know any good words for Q, so this will do.)
U – Underestimating her is fine, since she's the one who underperforms in the group.
E – Elope with her if you are a female. (In case you don't know, she's a lesbian. She likes girls.)
E – Extra points if you're a female who likes trees. (There's nothing better for a tree lesbian but a woman who likes trees.)
N – Never eat grass in front of her. Just don't. (She poops grass, so she feels guilty if she sees a person eating grass. It makes her feel gross.)
M – Moaning female sounds will disturb her. ( I don't know why she will be disturbed. I thought she will like it more.)
O –'Oh yeah' sounds won't do to. Seriously, don't moan like that. (She might try stalking you. That happened once before.)
T – Thicc girls are her favorite. (But not too thicc that they will be fat. Just the right amount of thiccness will do.)
H – Heat-based weapons are her weaknesses. (It makes sense, so don't question me.)
E – Elope with her if you're a female. Did I use this earlier? Oh, I just
R – Repeated the previous letter E. Oh well, nobody will notice.
[ASTERIA]:
A – Awesome! (Awesome!)
S – Superb! (Superb!)
T –Tantalizing! (Tantalizing!)
E – Exemplary! (Exemplary!)
R – Riveting! (Riveting!)
I – Important! (Important!)
A- Awesome! (Awesome!)
[ALINA]:
A – A glutton who does not know the limit of her stomach. (She has space magic anyway, so technically speaking, she can eat without any worries.)
L – Licks her plate clean, because she could. (And she does it in a sexy way, that both Alex and Queen Mother gets turned on just from watching it.)
I – Interested on eating, but sucks on cooking. (This is so confusing. She likes eating, but she can't cook? That's outrageous!)
N – Never cleans her sword. She said it's a waste of time. (She just don't want to tell Alex that she does not know how to clean swords too.)
A – Always wants to kiss Alex, but she's shy to do it. (That's the reason why she and Alex has few sexual encounters.)
[PROFESSOR FRANCES]:
P – Ptooey! Why does her name have to be this long? Now I have to make a long mnemonic!
R – Rah, rah, rah. Rah. (I can't think of any words for R too…)
O – Oh right, Professor Frances is a mad woman .(She's a loco. So don't offend her.)
F – Fickle words are not her strong suit, so don't insult her. (She will cry like a child or rage like a bull once insulted. Both instances are bad, so please don't insult her.)
E – Epstein did not k*** hi*****. Hm? Who's Epstein? Is he like Einstein?
S – Sex is not her thing, although Queen Mother is doing her best to change that. (Good luck to that, Queen Mother.)
S – So Queen Mother likes Professor Frances? Why though? Professor Frances is not a good partner in all sense…
O – Octopus are her favorite food. ( Did she like it because of the tentacles? Maybe…)
R – Rapscallion. Rascal. Rather. Racuous. Raccon. Rod. (Hey, that's a lot of letter R's!)
F – F**k this s**t. I'm still halfway through her name! (Should I have just used Frances for this mnemonic alone?)
R – Ratzilla? Raccet? Raptaurion? Rooor? (Wait, does these words even exist?)
A – A clap on her butt will make her jump. Don't ask me how I knew that. (Her butt is soft though)
N – Never challenge her to a scientific duel. (What the hell is that duel anway? It's the first time I heard of that…)
C – Cold hard cash will make her happy. Adding organs on that will be better too.
E – Ethics don't mean s**t to her. That's already obvious.
S – Sorority? Did she join group like this before? I think I should ask her…
[ASTRIA]:
A – A loudmouth is her best description.
S – She's most likely to pounce Alex if Alina is not around. (So she becomes a hoe just for Alex.)
T – Tents will form on a man's pants if she hugs them. (That's gross)
R – Roar! Roar! Roar!
I - Idiot can be her another name, since she's an idiot. (That is my opinion, not Alina's).
A – Awesome!
[DELIA]:
D – Duck, cover, and hold her tits if you can. She has no tits to speak at all, so I think it will be impossible. (A washboard.)
E – Exceptional are her genes, but her appeal and attitude are bottom tier.
L – Lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero…
I – I don't like her. Really. I don't like her.
A – Ask anyone even Alina. They will say that I don't like her.